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callchelseaperetti:

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serialoptimist:

A super fun interview with Chelsea Peretti. 

Bo Burnham, Amy Schumer, Chelsea Peretti, Reggie Watts, Hannibal Buress, and John Mulaney for Vanity Fair (x)

“Being fat really worked out differently for guys than it did for girls, though, didn’t it? Like, if you’re a fat guy, people are just like, ‘Oh, he’s probably awesome to hang out with. Just eat chicken wings and high five all night!’ If you’re a fat girl people are just like, ‘Mmm, she’s probably sad.’ Why the different analysis? They eat the same snacks.” 

Comedy Bang Bang: Farts and Procreation 2

joanieholloway:

Being teased by Chelsea is like being teased by Rickles.. Like, it’s such a joy! Y’know?
She’s just amazing. Her tweets are just.. In a way it’s like her comedy is so.. You can’t put your finger on what it is but she reaches something that you can’t put into words.

Sarah Silverman on friend and fellow comedian, Chelsea Peretti

slightbutpowerful:

“Being fat really worked out differently for guys than it did for girls, though, didn’t it? Like, if you’re a fat guy, people are just like, ‘Oh, he’s probably awesome to hang out with. Just eat chicken wings and high five all night!’ If you’re a fat girl people are just like, ‘Mmm, she’s probably sad.’ Why the different analysis? They eat the same snacks.” [x]

rufustfirefly:

In honor of Chelsea Peretti’s birthday today here are the top 10 things of hers you should check out immediately:

1. Comedy Central Presents
2. Making Friends with Chelsea Peretti, Part 2
3. Chelsea + Brendon Walsh steal a dog at night
4. Farts and Procreation with Adam Scott, Harris Wittels, and Scott Aukerman
5. Droppin’ Wallets with Nick Thune and Scott Aukerman
6. How Did This Get Made - Sucker Punch
7. You Made it Weird 
8. All My Exes with Amy Poehler and Fred Armisen
9. Variety Shac
10. Airport Appearance